Why I love that it's my birthday:

> Getting to listen to birthday-themed songs on YouTube (like Happy Birthday by The Click 5)

> The 40+ "Happy Birthday!" posts on my Facebook wall

> I get to do whatever I want for a FULL 24 hours

> The "Happy Birthday" hugs

> Getting to dislike "Not Your Birthday" by Allstar Weekend because it IS my birthday

> Getting to read birthday-themed iCarly and Sonny With A Chance stories

> I'm a year older, and thus, I'm one step closer to becoming a full-fledged adult with a motorcycle

> The presents

> My brother's adorable "HaPPI Borthdai" greetings (He's 3; I don't expect much)

Happy birthday...

TO ME!

Yup. I'm thirteen now. :)

Am I all grown-up and mature? Answer this first: Is ice hot? No.

BUT! Maybe I might TRY to act like I don't jump around behind closed doors from time to time, but don't expect me to be sipping champagne and going to socials just yet, though. I'm not fifty - or at least not done with puberty, so the elevator music and relatives cracking sex jokes will have to wait.

I'm fine with my young, relatively immature, self.

Oh, and I cut my hair. Well, Liza/Lisa (sorry, forgot how her name is spelled) from David's Salon did... Okay, fine, it's cute and stuff, but... in my opinion, I kinda look like a boy. A dude.

My "feminine", as Pauline put it, face didn't cut it. And the worst part? My crush likes girls with LONG HAIR. The hairdo I had six hours ago was nowhere near long, and now it's... boy-ish.

But, I think there's still a glimmer of hope... A lot of guys (some thrice my age) kept staring at me, and one even hit on me. It was creepy, but endearing at the same time. But mostly creepy. I just hope that my crush adjusts to my shorter hairdo, or else my parents will find me in my bed, tear-stained pillow in one hand, and a gallon of chocolate ice cream in the other, watching Cat On A Hot Tin Roof obsessively. It probably won't be pretty.

The Korean Penis Fish

So, I was watching some Seddie videos, when I noticed a video that probably shouldn't be there:

To any readers

Alright, I do know that no one will read my blog. I get that, but come on!

I keep posting and posting and posting stuff that no one will read.

That is a waste of time. Sooo, if you've come across my little blog and you actually like my posts, just EFFING SUBSCRIBE ALREADY! 

Note to self:

People get mad when you throw water in their face at the mall while screaming, "WHAT YOU LOOKIN' AT, PUNK?!" (or "COME AT ME, BRO!" in the case of the scrawny guy sitting next to the guy I threw water at.) BUT! In my defense, he did wink at me and made this hand-gesture thingy that meant, "Call me". He's lucky I didn't kick his pen- HIS PENCIL! Yup. Pencil.

P.S. Also, NEVER let Mommy or Daddy read this post.

Writing Schedule

I think I bit off more than I can chew this time. I currently have to update on THREE new stories or else my readers won't be happy and might lose interest in my stories... I mean, come on! I'm a twelve-year-old girl! I'm not supposed to be dealing with this until I graduate college!

Ugh. No wonder I'm getting pimples [Curse you, damn puberty.]

But, no worries, though. I have a schedule:

On Monday (while my parents are at work): Update on JGWI [I'm using abbreviations because I suck at names, so I don't want anyone to know what the titles are.]

On Tuesday (parents still at work): Update on B.

On Thursday (you guessed right; parents still at work): Update on A.

Yes, it's uninteresting for most people, but... Yeah, it's uninteresting for most people. In fact, if it asn't about my stories, I'd probably be asleep right now and not read this blog at all... Dammit, why did I jusy say that?! But my blog is still interesting, though!!! :)

Just... Just read the damn blog, okay? AND COMMENT! I know you guys are out there! I can HEAR you converting oxygen to carbon dioxide!

YouTube Videos

I love YouTube...

Sure, the videos are funny, the music is awesome, but my favorite part is the fan-made couple videos. The videos fueled my love for Channy (Chad + Sonny from Sonny With A Chance) and Seddie (Sam + Freddie from iCarly). Right now, I'm watching Sam and Freddie; She's Killing Me by ColoursOfTheDawn.


So, if you're a Seddie shipper, watch the video and you'll probably smile and/or squeal. Unless you're a dude.

Maybe I could learn something from Beyoncé

After listening to  Beyoncé's Best Thing I Never Had, I think it's time for me to find someone better if my current crush doesn't hurry up soon because... It's just that if I'm going to give my everything to someone, I'm not settling for anything less than being loved back...

Wow. A big decision for a twelve-year-old, huh?

But hey, "love's blind", I guess. It doesn't really matter what age you are, just as long as you don't do something stupid like pre-marital sex or early marriage...

Games

I only now realize that playing Dress-up Games at Y8.com isn't the most mature thing to do. I guess I should stop talking about it to my teachers...

Or, you know, just stop talking to my teachers in general.

Speaking of school, I sort of miss it. Well, okay, I miss my crush, but... I'm pretty sure he doesn't miss me.

[Please, God. Please don't let my Daddy read this. I don't want him to shoot, run over, or castrate my crush.]

But Y8 has a lot of games. I usually play Funny games or Stunts games, but this time, I found myself playing Love games... Compatibility games, to be exact...

Oh, gosh, Kyle, you better not be reading this. [Yes, cheesehead, I like you. I'm surprised you didn't figure it out yet...]

Here's a picture that made me jump up and down even though I'm not supposed to because of.... never mind. Here it is:

Frozen Coffee

I don't know why, but frozen mocha just makes me sleepy. But, even though I almost pass out every time I drink some, I still find myself by the coffee maker every night so I could put what I made in the freezer for the next morning. I don't think that's normal for someone my age... I am just a few days away from turning thirteen... Yes, yes. I'm twelve years old. I just grew up fast, I guess. You know, I wonder if anyone other than myself actually READS my posts... Sure, I started just last night, but still. So, if you are reading this, I would very much appreciate it if you would just leave a little comment. :) Just a few tiny taps on your keyboard can make me very happy. :]

Can't Sleep

Every single night, I find out that it's a very bad idea to drink coffee at 9:00 PM.

I'll never learn.

So now, it's 12:32 AM. Maybe I should do something productive or something. Make something that will help others, do something that will inspire, show someone that I love them....

Like, uh...

Um...

Yeah, I have no idea. What do you do, at 12:32 AM, to help someone? Or to let someone know that you love them?

Well... I could message my crush to tell him that I like him...

Eh. I'll just watch TV. Ooh! Khloé and Lamar is on!!

Starting Today

October 21, 2011

After numerous failed diaries, I decided to keep a blog. It's been almost a dream of mine to make one these past few years... Sure, it's open to the world, but hey. They don't give a fuck, so I have nothing to worry about!

[To any family members reading this: I don't cuss very often, okay? I'm still nice and stuff! Believe me, the thought of you guys reading my posts or tweets or stories has been haunting. So, back off, okay? I still love you guys, though! Okay, most of you...]

This day has been very long and boring, to say the least. I had no school today [Ugh. I haven't seen my crush in DAYS, man! DAYS!!] so I had nothing to do but eat, sleep, maybe use the computer, and eat again. Oh, and write.

Did I mention that I was a writer?

Yeah, I write stories and poems. Sometimes essays but those are mostly for school. You have NO IDEA how much I fill up the Essay part of the quizzes. Ask any of my teachers! They are what kept me from failing most of my tests. True story.

Well, today I spent hours writing and editing the first chapter of my new Fanfiction [Yes, I write fanfictions! GET OVER IT!!] story, Awkward. It's Humor/Romance, rated T for kissing and mild language, and it stars Sonny Munroe and Chad Dylan Cooper of Sonny With A Chance.

Once again, get over it.

Someday, I'm going to be a novelist. And I'm going to be rich. Well, hopefully.

Or maybe I'll be a businesswoman... But that would be hard, though. The stock prices, the math [ugh], and all the paperwork... I'd rather be writing and doing whatever the fudge I want. But still be rich.

I just hope that God has something wonderful planned for me... :)

- Gabby