Note to self:

People get mad when you throw water in their face at the mall while screaming, "WHAT YOU LOOKIN' AT, PUNK?!" (or "COME AT ME, BRO!" in the case of the scrawny guy sitting next to the guy I threw water at.) BUT! In my defense, he did wink at me and made this hand-gesture thingy that meant, "Call me". He's lucky I didn't kick his pen- HIS PENCIL! Yup. Pencil.

P.S. Also, NEVER let Mommy or Daddy read this post.